Camp Lakebottom Is The Best Show ( ever! )

Have you seen a show called Camp Lakebottom?

If you haven't, you should. It's about a boy called Mcgee and his friends, Gretchen and Squirt. Squirt is a funny boy who loves animals and can communicate with them. Mcgee is the opposite of Squirt.

Mcgee may not like animals,but he always loves an adventure,while Squirt may not, as he's concerned about safety. Gretchen is a ninja star and is enemies with Suzi, older sister of Mcgee, even though Mcgee and Gretch (short for Gretchen) are best friends. Jordan Buttsquat, rich son of the camp owner of the camp (with NO cool adventures)Sunny Smiles is enimies with Mcgee and is the boyfriend of SUZI. Which explains why Suzi and younger brother Mcgee are enemies.

In the first episode "Escape from Camp Lakebottom,"Mcgee,Sqirt and Gretch try to escape from Camp Lakebottom to Sunny Smiles where they can't stay because of Buttsquat and return back to Lakebottom, where the counsellors (Rosebud; the chef,Armond...well, let's assume he's assistant sasquatch and Sawyer; the nice zombie handyman who can break into pieces)rejoiced by screaming the Lakebottom song.

Well,the song was just screaming! My favourite episode is the one where Mcgee shrank and accidentally went into Buttsquat's brain. Soon Mcgee figured he could control Buttsquat and ride huge bees and save his friend by saying to Buttsquat he'd annoy him. Sooo... IF your're looking for the best show ever,

I reccomend Camp Lakebottom!

The New Neighbours-fiction

"Hurry up! Elerra, Ezdar and Emmyiah are celebrating their 24th birthday!" Mum cried.

Dad, mum and I ran outside with our gifts. A note book for Ezdar, a book for Elerra with the information for her work and a phone cover with the shape of a owl for Emmyiah. As mum, dad and and I ran out we heard Mr. Ed Johnson yelling, "$3295! 1,2,3. SOLD! Congrats,Mr. Turquoise! "

Oh, dear. Ezdar told me they accidently put the date of the party on the day they would sell the house. "Anyways, the Jeromes let us use their shed for a place for the party. You'll find my mother, Elerra and Emmyiar and some other kids, including the son and daughters of the family who just won our house.

Mum, dad and I ran to the glowing shed and saw some "kids" jumping around to the music inside. Mum and dad already had gone to help Mrs Anne Johnson with the food. Between the smoke and the people dancing I saw a bench.

Oh! I forgot to tell you! I had brought a ENORMOUS Hans Christian Andersen book. I sat on the bench. Then I noticed what I hadn't seen through all the smoke and stuff. A girl and boy were holding the same book. Oh, I was very lucky! They were the children of the winnners of the Johnson's house. They told me. We all got acquainted. The girl was named Ruby and the boy was named Zircon. Ruby was eight, too. Her birthday was on the 24th of June but mine was on the 25th! Zircon always was one year older. Ruby's twin, ( she was too busy jumping around to music to know me ) Sapphire was the same age. Even though Ruby and Sapphire were twins,they were totally different. They also had a dog called Garnet. The mother was called Pearl and the father was called Peridot.

Really,really,really,really I'd love my whole family to be named after gemstones. EVEN their surname is the name of a gemstone. The next day the Turquoises next door invited their neighbours ( including dad,mum and I ) to tea. It was like a welcome home celebration. There was no children,just me. The Turquoise children showed me their bedrooms. They were pretty. I played with their toys. They showed me their new,new pet, a rabbit called Emerald. They gave me a book. It was a book with the names of all the gems in the world. The Turquoise family had circled their names and wrote their position. Like,mother,father,son,twin,twin and pets( animals don't know how to write in english so Mrs. Turquoise wrote it for them ). You know they're named after gemstones, don't you?

Dad,mum and I gave them a pretty box with a big turquoise for their surname( the gems,not the names,nutsoid ). There also was a Ruby,a Sapphire,a Garnet,a Emerald,a Zircon,a Pearl and a Peridot( dad told me gems need capital letters ).

I then had a video chat with the Johnsons. Then the Turquoise kids and I went bicycling. Zircon rode his skate board. After the holidays on the first day of school there was a pet day at school. The Turquoises bought a guinea pig just for me! AND they bought it's stuff! I gave a new book back to return the favour. I happily carried my cute new pet to school. We fed our pets and then did the Pet Parade. My pet won MOST CUTE!

It is such a delight to have the Turquoises next door.

Sovereign Hill

The juniors at St. Pauls had been looking forward to go to Sovereign Hill. We were mostly exited to collect and bring home GOLD. Real gold!

 Firstly we were given coloured badges and on the badge there was the  school's phone number just in case a child got lost. Michelle ( now my friend ) and I looked at a board to check if my SUPER DUPER ( Lucas wegener ) archenemy was in our blue group. "Phew," Michelle sighed. "He's not in our group. "Yeah, he'll be far, far away." I thought. We were so relived. "I want to go hooooome, it's so looooooooooooooooong!" Michelle groaned when JLC ( our class ) departured. " It'll take, like, 100 hours." " A million," I challenged her to the highest number we could get to. "9999,999 and 99 trillion." I finished. "I'm not sure if that is a number." Michelle wondered.

During the bus trip we tried fake snoring. Unpurposely we made a game up. Michelle made some fake snores and I did hand claps to myself "humming" to the tune of The Chicken Dance. I started clapping. "Dot dot don, don don! Dot dot don, don don! Dot, dot, dot dot( clap,clap, clap clap )! Do-" "SNORE!" I paused. That's how we made our game. This time when you can start and during the song to resume clapping when you've been paused already. And when you have been paused you CAN'T MOVE.

 When we arrived I saw the vice principal of St. Pauls welcoming us off board. We ate our snack and then we went to a old, old school. JLC learned about the olden days. Michelle kept complaining about horse poo and smells. Then JLC looked for the gold! My friend Jacob and his mum helped me find gold. We even saw a man make a huge bar of gold. Then we used some money for snacks and ate our lunch.

I enjoyed Sovereign Hill.

How to play Get Out Of My House

Things you will need:
 1. A sheet with squares and numbers on the squares from 1-20.
 2. Two dices and (if you like) a dice mat.
 3. Seven counters/coins (7 counters/coins for one player each) (Before you play, try Rock, Paper, Scissors to see who gets the first turn to roll )

 Method:
 1. A player rolls the two dices.
 2. Those two numbers they get, they add them up, and put a counter on the correct answer.
 3. When you have used up all your seven counters/coins, you then win.

Who are you?

This is a quiz. It also tells you about my friends.

Here we go. What is your favourite activity?
A. Reading.
B. Playing with the BFFs.
C. Playing with your toys.

 What good feeling do you normally have?
A. Happiness.
B. Joy.
C. Being excited.

 What movies would you stick with?
A. Stick with two new ones.
B. Like the old ones you might know but get a little obsessed with a new one.
C. Love each new one.

 What colour mostly would you like to have or already have?
A. Black.
B. Blue.
C. Pink.

 What books do you like?
 A. Harry potter.
B. Elsa.
C. Captain Underpants.

 If you got the most B's: You're Michelle! You love having fun. You love frozen and ADORE Elsa, which is being strong and caring. Domonic can be funny. He is the friend of Michelle's brother.

 If you got the most A's: You're Linh! You love reading and writing and adore Harry potter, which is magic and duh-rama Dear Dumb Diary can be SOOO funny, and Linh can be encouraged to do ALL sorts of things.

 If you got the most C's: You're Kiera! Linh's good friend. You both like funny stories and adore each other and their mothers. You're friendly and kind. You entertain guests and give them imagination for more games and fun!

What a good husband should do:

During my childhood my parents thought of future. Two children, but best of all, a good husband.

Mum and i agreed a good husband will be: . nice . challengingly smart . brave . friendly . kind . honest . caring . and last of all, compassionate. I belive my children will soon be like that.

The reason I like those qualities is because i want him to have fun, make good friends. Not only mine, maybe even your husband. Women, too.

I also want to have a happy marrige.

Books Are Better Than Television

Books are better than television because think of future.

Imagine you are a man/woman at work. If you didn't read books, you would not have money! Books can teach you about kindness and forgiviness. Television can poison the brain. You'd never get anything right and fail.

Did you know that if you seek an journalist and you have the desire to be one, you actually have to be smart. Books teach anything you want to know. Homework is good too. If you are in a poor country do some of you want to be in a rich country? Of course! But you can't go easily. Rich countries only agree of letting you come in if you are smart. That way you can join!

That is why i agree with the people that say books are better than television.

The Half Moon

Now kids! Let me tell you a story of the aboriginals.

Lets start. A boy called Grussel Smith who was good at cricket lived in Western Australia. One day Grussel (playing cricket) hit the ball so high it hit the moon (as it was coming up). He apologized and then went home to eat dinner. Moon was smashed to pieces... well, nearly. All he had left was another half.

The other half flew across Australia. So Moon searched for it. But it ment that Australia would have a quick night then a long day. But Moon stopped when The Wise Sun (TWS for short if you choose) asked Moon: ". Alas! Why are you going so fast, dear friend?" "I've gone half, Sun." Moon is the only planet that calls TWS Sun."Young moon, i know an turtle that has mistaken a piece for his shell." "Thanks!" Squeaked Moon as he at last was going to find a piece.

Moon set off looking for the turtle. The next day (that turned into night) Moon seeked a slightly dazed turtle trotting with... his piece! "Mr Turtle? Did you know that's Earth? And also did you know that earth is me?" Moon called after him. "Oh! Sorry. I never knew." Turtle replied as he gave it to Moon. But that ment Turtle would have no shell." Woah!" Cried Moon, toppling over... Turtle's shell! "Oh thank you! Bless you!" "I just tripped." Moon mumbled. Then turtle helped Moon search.

I will tell you why moon is earth. Long ago, a metireorite smashed into earth. Earth's chunks of land formed to make moon.

Back to the story. Back on Monday (or Moonday) Turtle spotted  a cheetah (get it?) . "That's his," turtle explained while pointing to Moon. Then cheetah apologized and gave Moon's piece back. Then Moon knitted a patch of grass and placed it on Cheetah's back. Next they went all the way back to Grussel's home. "Found a piece stuck inside the chimney!" Grussel noted Moon. "Sorry I turned dinner into breakfast!" Moon chuckled.