Subjects

Accounting

this subject is pretty straightforward n its fine if you have common sense. My teacher is rlly evil though. Omg. Whatever bad thing you can think of hes done. I’ve become shortsighted so one time i walked by him and i thought he was a bum so i ignored him

raggedy anne…..

Eco

i am doing relatively well. I flopped on second sac though#NOT MY FAULT!!! Unfair

i underrstand the concepts. Also a common sense subject i feel like financ is that at least for high school. I might even do this in uni. Idk

i didnt even take a maths so I dont know how ill do it

tafe

I HATE TAFE!!!! Omg 😭😭😭😭

tafe got me doing things ive never done. Im skipping classes im submitting late. The work is so easy but because its tafe it attracts a certain type of student….

i cant believe these girls are going to be taxpayers

english

its whatever. Somehow im bad at it now 😭😭 but they only just atart telling u how to do stuff in your final year helloooooo this stuff u could be teaching me back when I was active on here. I shouldny have to be studying for this

media

love media but also i have a reallt Fantastic teacher shoutout to ms truman literally one of the best Teachers ive ever had omg

Im generally scoring 100s which is like rare even in primary school

i wish i chose a diff sat though my production is so hardd…… VINCENZO RESPOND.

Bisous everyone

xoxoxoxoxo

Update 27/06

I’m #18!!!! Yesssss

I always tell my friends to leave their man if he messes up because im in love with all of them

Im lowkey invested in gynecology

I want to sew and make music and games and be a creative director i wish i had alabama barkers money and potential all the time

I found i have a habit of clutching my pearls. Where did i get it from

Annie was right folded by kehlani is life changing……

I post and then i never have anything to say irl Im working on it

We You and Me need to start running more errands

plan for birthday

I want to dye my hair. I keep flip flopping on this. It’s a reward to myself but i don’t want to damage my hair or have to redo my roots (my hair grows fast) before i go back to japan bc i want to live it upppppoooooppppppp

I decided on light blue

what is that feature for?

light pink Doesn’t match my vibe rn

Soon i will be free of this school

Family guy discography review

Initial disclaimers

• I am unaware of whether some of these are parodies of actual songs but some of them are so impressive they may as well be
• There is no specific standard for this rating system. a 1/10 is not a 1/10 of all time, merely a 1/10 compared to the rest of the songs. In fact this discography is impressive
• I will admit in creating this review i grappled between subjective and objective ideas of good-i believe that the ranking is subjective, but my ratings are a mix between subjective and objective.

To clear things up are the explanations behind my ratings:

Lyrics

This refers to how witty and well suited the lyrics are to the style/humor of the show. Obviously I may not know the full context behind every lyric but old references are not funny and don't count in my eyes

Memorability

How easily could I recite the lyrics from memory? Does the melody easily come to mind because it is so memorable? Songs that score well in this category hold meaning to me and ‘scratch an itch’

 Humor

This rating concerns how much each song captures the charm of family guy and not quite how much I giggled because I did not do much of that

Production

This is the most objective category and means what it says-songs that score well in this category have good cohesive instrumentals that suit the style of the song and the vocals of the characters and feel well refined. I was compelled to add this category after hearing some great instrument solos

1. You have aids

This one is high production but still faithful to the series. Its impressive considering that this comes from one of the earlier seasons. Really captures the show. The harmony is so pleasant. I now know that it’s a group of singers instead of peter’s friends which is upsetting but it’s close enough

Lyrics 8/10

Memorability 8/10

Vocals 9/10

Humor 6-7/10

Production 7/10

2. Prom night dumpster baby

Very polished and very cohesive but not very relevant to any of my favourite characters so it lacks personal connection. satisfying listen 

Lyrics 9/10

Memorability 7/10

Vocals 8/10

Humor 5/10

Production 7/10

3. Fcc song

Good for peter’s vocals and again Macfarlane impresses. One of the easiest songs to recite from memory. If i could describe it in one word it would be cheeky. I'm happy to hear quagmire

Lyrics 8/10 intelligent

Memorability 8/10

Vocals 7/10

Humor 6/10

Production 6/10

4. Friendship is the best thing ever

Even though it’s less well produced it’s cute and very charming very 80s. The back and forth in the chorus is so endearing and I like Miley’s voice in this it’s a little husky. And of course i want things to go well for stewie

Lyrics 7/10

Memorability 10/10

Vocals 6/10

Humor 2/10

Production 5/10

5. Bag of weed

Brian & stewie duet which is always great because I love them. Very catchy and a perfect family guy song. Suits their voices and goes to show how versatile Macfarlane is (assuming he sings in these). This is slightly lower because it’s nothing important or special, just a good staple

Lyrics 5/10

Memorability 8/10

Vocals 7/10

Humor 5/10

Production 7/10

6. You and i are so awfully different

Very cute and describes Brian and Stewie’s relationship well. Doesn’t really stand out amongst the others but sets a good standard and has a lot of personality. I think this and Bag of weed are more closely tied.

This pair is lovely and this song makes both of their voices work well together

Lyrics 6/10

Memorability 6/10

Vocals 6/10

Humor 7/10

Production 4/10

7. Family guy main title

Classic and deserving of the main title. I wish it were extended (very promising). Family guy does choirs well and Family guy main title is almost there. There should be more solos

Lyrics 4/10

Memorability 5/10

Vocals 7/10

Humor 2/10

Production 8/10

8. Shipoopi

Suits peter’s vocals, but I don’t like it when he sings. It probably strains Macfarlane’s voice. 

Incredible instrumental. Full ensemble full orchestra. Difficult to reckon with the fact that this came out of a cartoon

Lyrics 4/10

Memorability 6/10

Vocals 5/10

Humor 3/10

Production 5/10

9. Down syndrome girl

Not suited to stewie’s voice but impressive overall. I think i’m kind of partial towards stewie but so is whoever is writing these songs anyway. They make the tap dancing work in this song

Lyrics 5/10

Memorability 5/10

Vocals 6/10

Humor 4/10

Production 7/10

10. This house is freakin’ sweet

I appreciate how much more of the cast is included and this is the song that made me consider whether any of these are parodies because it sounds like a song I’d see on broadway. Just lacks personality in my opinion

Lyrics 3/10

Memorability 4/10

Vocals 7/10

Humor 1/10

Production 8/10

11. You’ve got a lot to see

At first i thought this was brian but half the cast sounds like him and that ruined the experience for me. Nothing catchy about this and it feels a bit too serious for this show

Lyrics 3/10

Memorability 4/10

Vocals 8/10

Humor 1/10

Production 6/10

12. I’ve got a little list

I think this is a little low production for stewie (whose songs are generally good quality) and don’t appreciate the britney spears dig because I’ve been reading her autobiography 🥲. Found that this has been trending on social media(?).  Lyrics are not memorable but it’s cute (stewie)

Lyrics 6/10

Memorability 3/10

Vocals 4/10

Humor 4/10

Production 3/10

13. My drunken irish dad

Less instruments which does impact it but it does make up for that in vocals. Ive never been into the irish but if i were this song would be very important to me. There should be more diversity in singers-i think chris would do well here

Lyrics 3/10

Memorability 5/10

Vocals 7/10

Humor 4/10

Production 4/10

14. It’s a wonderful day for pie

Lacks the anti semitic joke which i prefer because I think it’s unnecessary. One of the best choirs and the first family guy song I was aware of. Peter’s voice is grating in this. Im always happy to see Tom tucker 

Lyrics 3/10

Memorability 4/10

Vocals 6/10

Humor 1/10

Production 7/10

15. All i really want for christmas

It is such a shame that the other songs don’t let meg and chris sing because they’re very nice in this song. The melody’s underwhelming and so is the chorus. However despite me saying i did not giggle I thought herbert's part in the refrain was funny. He should be in more songs

Lyrics 5/10

Memorability 4/10

Vocals 4/10

Humor 6/10

Production 6/10

16. Me and jesus

At this point in the list the songs are around the same level.

Good trumpets. But it should come as no surprise to anyone that a peter and jesus song is much less compelling than a brian and stewie song. I appreciate the instrumental

Lyrics 3/10

Memorability 5/10

Vocals 4/10

Humor 2/10

Production 5/10

17. Christmastime is killing us

Again the instrumental is impressive but the song itself is just boring. The story it seems to portray isnt very compelling and low effort

Lyrics 2/10

Memorability 3/10

Vocals 3/10

Humor 1/10

Production 5/10

18. The cleveland show theme

This song is so mediocre it had me thinking three things:

• Seth macfarlane could have not written this show because then this wouldn’t have been produced
• No wonder i’d never heard of this show
• I can’t believe they made a show about him (this may be because I’m partial towards Joe)

Lyrics 2/10

Memorability 3/10

Vocals 2/10

Humor 0/10

Production 2/10

Overall the good songs were well above what I expected and the 'bad' songs were alright. In the end I spent a lot of time on this